i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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