i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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