just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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