Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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