Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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