She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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