I wish i was in the wii world.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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