If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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