why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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