How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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