...so i touched it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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