She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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