why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't deserve a penis
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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