I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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