You're completely useless in the revolution.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
