Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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