any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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