STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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