Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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