That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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