U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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