I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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