I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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