shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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