On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
