so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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