she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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