bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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