The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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