Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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