im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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