Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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