i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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