Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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