I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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