As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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