nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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