god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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