do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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