it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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