One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
