...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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