If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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