No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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