Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
