If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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