so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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