What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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