even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
