it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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